D id I really just read that president Obama is attacking the Organic label, and the first lady is pissed? Oh, hell. Let’s zoom out for a second. It’s Friday, after all.

After her husband’s inauguration, Michelle Obama chose her mandatory, First-lady-do-good-project of planting an organic vegetable garden after her husband promised GMO-labeling on the campaign trail. The press trumpeted her Organic gardens, and her demand for Organic meals even at State dinners. Then she wrote a book called American Grown: The Story of the White House Kitchen Garden and Gardens Across America. First-Lady-do-good-project: complete! We now have warm fuzzy feelings about the way this presidency will turn out.